garigari

July 2nd, 2009

My teeth started retracting at the sight of a dental office whose doctor’s name was sixty-six percent filled with Zs.

Tsurutsuru

July 1st, 2009

The more I eat, the better I appreciate the design of lychees.

Impeccable.

dokodemo

June 30th, 2009

Wonder if it would be fun or annoying if people could put comments anywhere on blogs.

niwatori

June 29th, 2009

I always imagined that it would be nice to be woken up by a crowing rooster.

Then I discovered that a digital crowing rooster gives me a headache and heartache.

Then I actually got woken up by a rooster and realized that I can’t turn it off very easily.

Either way, rooster alarms work very well.

namazu

June 24th, 2009

An urban female moth: When a person feeds a fish to a cat on the National Catfish Day, the person would be protected from earthquakes.

gengo

June 23rd, 2009

There is a mysterious key that I occasionally press by accident that turns my language setting to Kannada.

Pretty cool.

hone toge

June 17th, 2009

I’m afraid that I will one day eat a tuna with left-over spines.

And no, not the fish.

saboten

June 11th, 2009

The slime of cactus makes me miss Japan.

saikin

June 4th, 2009

My manual search is so good that Google feels the need to apologize to me. I am flattered but I prefer that you don’t feel that way.

sobakasu

May 29th, 2009

I didn’t notice how many freckles I had because my bathroom mirror has even more freckles.

sakasama

May 3rd, 2009

When I watch people walk with my head upside down, everyone walks like Jar Jar Binks.

sobakasu

May 1st, 2009

The biggest disappointment in my bean life:

Bright pink freckles on cranberry beans disappear and the beans become brown upon boiling.

So sad.

ninjin

April 29th, 2009

I have cut hundreds of carrots in my life and yet, every time, I become indecisive about when to stop cutting cylindrical pieces into quarters.

Zen of carrotting.

ukkari

April 13th, 2009

How to create an awkward moment on IRC: type in (space)/wc in a private chat window.

Extra points if you have to explain what /wc does.

syounika

April 6th, 2009

When I skim through medical papers, I find more articles written about or by pedestrians.