When I google “cheese wrapper”, there are quite a few posts saying that their pets ate the cheese wrappers and they’re wondering if that was ok. It makes me wonder if that was really the pets.
I bet at least one person has lied…
That mouse in the library is pretty smart, compared to the ones in the kitchen. It can resist the temptation of peanut butter.
The power of reading.
I somehow believe that all the spell checkers from a few years ago had develope rather than develop. It looks so incomplet.
Conspiracy!
Wordpress upgrading becomes a fun activity when my paper deadlines are close.
The door to the bedroom sometimes becomes a door to a spring field:
As I open the door, dandelion clocks blow their seeds into the air. Bunnies are hiding quietly in the corners of my room. The pappus on the ground gently tickle my feet.
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I need to clean my room.
I hope someday I can enjoy my laptop in the bathtub.
My confession of the day:
In the absence of its guardian, I unwrapped the morning glory from its pole. It looked so vulnerable that I quickly tried to wrap it back but alas — I could not put it back in its original position. It just did not look right.
Sorry..
Hedgehogability of hair is a very important factor in choosing a partner.
When I first learned about he-man, I thought his outfit and haircut were too silly for him to be a hero.
But then, I remembered about my brothers’, also masculine hero.
When I come to think of it, many of my childhood hero had unique tastes for fashion.
One time, a professor taught us an important concept: veal of ignorance.
That’s going to be my next film title.
Either my tongue is too big or my mouth is too small — whichever the truth may be, it becomes problematic when I pronounce welsh ll.
Which language is the hardest to speak when having a sore throat and a runny nose?*
*This is not a riddle.
Never spill forbidden rice in a mouse-infested house.
That is indeed forbidden.
229 is patient.
When I see:
“[We] believe that we are awesome…”
I’m ok. However, when I see:
“[C]onstitutional rights here are being…”
I get [v]ery worried about that single letter, especially when I find them in [d]ocuments that should have no [t]ypos.
