Nikki

My teeth started retracting at the sight of a dental office whose doctor’s name was sixty-six percent filled with Zs.

The more I eat, the better I appreciate the design of lychees.

Impeccable.

Wonder if it would be fun or annoying if people could put comments anywhere on blogs.

I always imagined that it would be nice to be woken up by a crowing rooster.

Then I discovered that a digital crowing rooster gives me a headache and heartache.

Then I actually got woken up by a rooster and realized that I can’t turn it off very easily.

Either way, rooster alarms work very well.

An urban female moth: When a person feeds a fish to a cat on the National Catfish Day, the person would be protected from earthquakes.

There is a mysterious key that I occasionally press by accident that turns my language setting to Kannada.

Pretty cool.

I’m afraid that I will one day eat a tuna with left-over spines.

And no, not the fish.

The slime of cactus makes me miss Japan.

My manual search is so good that Google feels the need to apologize to me. I am flattered but I prefer that you don’t feel that way.

I didn’t notice how many freckles I had because my bathroom mirror has even more freckles.

When I watch people walk with my head upside down, everyone walks like Jar Jar Binks.

The biggest disappointment in my bean life:

Bright pink freckles on cranberry beans disappear and the beans become brown upon boiling.

So sad.

I have cut hundreds of carrots in my life and yet, every time, I become indecisive about when to stop cutting cylindrical pieces into quarters.

Zen of carrotting.

How to create an awkward moment on IRC: type in (space)/wc in a private chat window.

Extra points if you have to explain what /wc does.

When I skim through medical papers, I find more articles written about or by pedestrians.